Simon sez: Go home, stay home, forget your livelihood. Startup new things to do at home to entertain yourself and family.
Simon sez, if you feel the need to go out, go out with a tape measure or a ruler to measure a 6 foot interval between yourself and other members of John Q. Public; in addition, Simon sez make sure you maintain a full 360 degree perimeter. Do not let anyone inside your space and do not invade the space of other’s. Go out for essentials only which are food and medicine.
Simon sez: Forget some of your friends and relatives that are ” Internetically ” ignorant. Lock the doors and throw out the dog and the cat because you can no longer walk them.
Simon sez: Since you cannot visit friends and love ones for the next 18 months or so…Lean on me, I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry-on!
Simon sez: Forget your rent and mortgages, the landlords and banks will wait…really?
Simon sez: He is aware that everyone is used to catching trains and busses on a daily basis but that is all over now because Simon sez remain indoors and amuse yourselves and family to your wit’s end. Simon sez, sing, dance, watch movies, devour snacks until your belly burst.
Simon sez: if you live alone and have no computer, cell phone or TV, you can watch the paint peel on the Livingroom wall.
Simon sez: Become oblivious to the surroundings outside of your door and if you have school-age children, home-school them even if you have not graduated kindergarten.
Simon sez: If you should feel the need to break his command and leave the house, put on a surgical mask if one is available if not, put on a bandana…even though you may have to enter a bank incognito!
Simon Sez: If one ventures outside, do not stop to exchange pleasantries with others. After a lengthy period of Simon sez domestic incarceration, many will no longer remember what pleasantries are.
Simon sez: Hold the fort for I am coming and when I arrive, I will have a BRAND NEW bag of SIMON SEZ!…(The New Normal)
Simon can now say “GOTCHA” because when this game of Simon Sez is over I will know darn well what I can do with you all because when I said jump, the whole world jumped and did not even think to ask how high or why. You left your jobs knowing your jobs were your bread and butter. Who did you think would feed you and yours’? You lined up in the streets like tin soldiers. You followed my every command…GOTCHA!
Simon is now as pleased as punch with himself. He accomplished what no other potentate in world history could dream of doing. He shut the world down, now he is able to consider what his next step would be.
Many folks are blaming our present predicament on Almighty God. God had nothing whatsoever to do with the game Simon is playing because at present He is at peace with ALL of humanity. He became that way when His Son Jesus dragged a bag of our mess up Mount Calvary and paid for that mess ALL in advance.
It behooves humanity to reconsider their ways while in confinement because Simon at present is gleefully going over his accomplishments and has every intention of coming back with a vengeance with a new game of Simon Sez seeing how his present game is going far beyond his greatest expectations.
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